Definitely female...
#1. She's cost me a ton of money and I can't figure out where it all went.
#2. She's let me down when I needed her the most.
#3. There's no predicting what kind of mood she's going to be in from one minute to the next.
#4. The older she gets the more she whines.
#5. Always needing new shoes.
#6. Slow to get going but she's hell to stop!
Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
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1970 F100 Sport Custom Limited LWB, 302cid, 3 on the tree. NO A/C, NO P/S, NO P/B. Currently in 1000 pcs while rebuilding. Project thread: http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=59995 Plan: 351w, C4, LSD, pwr front disc, p/s, a/c, bucket seats, new interior and paint.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
Hemmi06 wrote:Definatly woman:
1. Likes my checkbook.
2. Cold Blooded and takes forever to warm up.
3. Starts slow and screams when I push too hard.
4. Always needs something.....
All I can think of for now....
sargentrs wrote:Definitely female...
#1. She's cost me a ton of money and I can't figure out where it all went.
#2. She's let me down when I needed her the most.
#3. There's no predicting what kind of mood she's going to be in from one minute to the next.
#4. The older she gets the more she whines.
#5. Always needing new shoes.
#6. Slow to get going but she's hell to stop!
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
my old bumps are definetly woman. Thy aint happy til your broke.Jeff Penland
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The 68 is a man, I would never put as heavy a load that he can haul on the back of a lady. 
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
Woman, I honestly don't really know why. All my vehicles I've owned have been women names.
Thanks JP! Ms. Cordova is a factory 1969 Ford F100 Ranger with a 390, Front disc brakes, Cordova copper orange, behind the seat box
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mancar...
I am an outspoken person. I will not be quiet to make you happy.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
Mine? Definitely Male. Named him Forrest Bump as his heart is pure but he ain't that smart.
Loyal as a Dog, I could mistreat him and he wouldn't complain. Of course I'd NEVER mistreat him... I care for him too much.
Yup.. all Male attributes as these are counter to female tendencies.
Not a spoiled bone in his body and he doesn't have a shoe closet which is the BIGGEST give away to his gender.
Loyal as a Dog, I could mistreat him and he wouldn't complain. Of course I'd NEVER mistreat him... I care for him too much.
Yup.. all Male attributes as these are counter to female tendencies.
Not a spoiled bone in his body and he doesn't have a shoe closet which is the BIGGEST give away to his gender.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
Definately female....when I get under her hood and fiddle around she starts purring like a kitten 
If the definition of crazy is "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result " It would certainly explain why I keep buying these old Fords
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1970 F100 Sport Custom Limited LWB, 302cid, 3 on the tree. NO A/C, NO P/S, NO P/B. Currently in 1000 pcs while rebuilding. Project thread: http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=59995 Plan: 351w, C4, LSD, pwr front disc, p/s, a/c, bucket seats, new interior and paint.
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1970 F100 Sport Custom Limited LWB, 302cid, 3 on the tree. NO A/C, NO P/S, NO P/B. Currently in 1000 pcs while rebuilding. Project thread: http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=59995 Plan: 351w, C4, LSD, pwr front disc, p/s, a/c, bucket seats, new interior and paint.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
IT is in the garage, and IT is in a bagillion pieces. IT is less than affectionatly refered to a as a P.O.S by my endearing wife. IT probably won't be ship shape in time for Ice Drags because IT has drained my savings acount. 
P.s. my truck is like a drunk sleeping donkey that should be hit with a stick.
P.s. my truck is like a drunk sleeping donkey that should be hit with a stick.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
Mine truck is a female... Because i put my genitals inside its genitals.
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Re: Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?
one_am wrote:Mine truck is a female... Because i put my genitals inside its genitals.
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my truck is male ,
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Can we please try to keep this PG13? 
Robert
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You are right DuckRyder. I am sure not everyone on here likes off-color stuff.DuckRyder wrote:Can we please try to keep this PG13?
I don't when it goes ove the edge. Problem is the edge is in a different spot for each person.
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May your sails stay full, and your knots not slip. Unless a slip knot.
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
Life is a banquet, and every days a feast.
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Once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
Life is a banquet, and every days a feast.
68 F-250 CS 390 C-6 P/S A/C front disc. 2nd owner.
2016 GMC Terrain Denali 301 HP V-6 AWD.
2009 Silverado Crew Cab, V-8, 4X4.
DD-727
DD-806
AE-35
LSD-39
AS-41
AR-8