Doesn't help.

[STROKER69]

unless I misunderstand the laws of georgia, private property is private, you must have owners permission to come on property. No signs have to be posted.

[rjewkes]

I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror. I sure as heck don't know the gray headed wrinkled old man looking back.
To tell the truth, I have no problem dealing with the door to door crowd. A tour of recruiting helped me out with dealing with them. Also if they look young enough I give then a join the military and serve your country speech.

First line of this is now part of my sig and credited to you.

And,

Years ago I started to attempt to convert them to my way of thinking ,with a mix of the end of the world and the UFO's and the EVIL "new world order"......
At first they continued to preach after 2 or 3 months when the dog's let me know they were coming I would meet them at the gate soon they would not come on
my side of the street Now I kind of miss the game,but I think I was making progress with them.
Steve.

This is what i did with a few of the "urban Missionaries that have come to my door. except the dogs and gates.

Always found it wierd, even when i was little around 8-13 i had a lot of insight and could tell people exactly what a verse meant. Had alot of folks crying. Had a few Mormon Elder boys, Crying with the things i told them. becuase what i said was so beautiful.

[Mancar1]

rjewkes, Thank you, I take it as an honor. Now for my morning cup of java.

[woods]

Cleaning a rifle while wearing a Speedo and one of those hats with a beer can on each side seems to have an effect. If that doesn't work, just calmly ask them to come on in and take a bath with you while you talk about it. "Cuz ya think better in the tub".

[fastEdsel]

The mission mormonaries used to come around here too until I put them in two different chairs across the room from each other with me in the middle. I would start reciting verses to them, giving them a real guilt complex, and pretty soon I had them at each others throats. They always left the house going in separate directions and mad as hell. All I said is read 2 Corinthians, Matthew 7 and Revelation 22:18,19. And yup, my house got tagged. They practically run down the street anymore! So Blessed to be a Christian!