Okay , I've seen some pretty creative "write-ups" on folks wanting to sell their vehicle , but this one is right up there near the top . I'm sure there are lots of us out there that feel this way about our trucks but this seller put pencil to paper for sure , enjoy reading this , you'll get a good laugh I'm sure.
Dave
1969 Ford F100 purchased with 7,300 original miles
2003 Impala with Sport Package 28,000 original miles
Original 1975, Yamaha XS650
International 4300 dump truck
Caterpillar excavator
Bobcat track loader
Sounds like he is trying to compensate for no penis at all.Trying to talk himself into thinking he is a man. Think I will offer him $150 just because of the story
Michael69
'69 Ranger 'F-100 2WD SWB 351W C6 AUTO
1985 CJ 7 jeep w/35s
1967 SS Chevelle 502 4 speed
2003 Heritage softail w/110 cubic inch screamin eagle kit
That story is worth atleast $150 and a sack of chips with a cold Dr. Pepper. I almost spit my coffee out just reading it. He is one manly and gutsy dude to even think about posting that. I could never own a truck that manly, I felt like a young steer calf after reading it.
Doing what is right isn't always easy....doing what is easy isn't always right.
1968 Mercury M-250 clone
1976 F-250 Highboy
I love where he says "all this truck smells of is man ..... and vanilla" that's funny , he has a sense of humour and is creative , at least he will attract attention and a laugh even if he doesn't sell the truck
Dave
1969 Ford F100 purchased with 7,300 original miles
2003 Impala with Sport Package 28,000 original miles
Original 1975, Yamaha XS650
International 4300 dump truck
Caterpillar excavator
Bobcat track loader
Testosterone fueled meatbag of pure awesomeness- hey thats me! ...i need this vehicle.LMAO! Too manly for Chuck Norris AND it smells like vanilla... sounds just like mom
- still got my first first car 20+yrs later : 69 f100 sorta kinda pretending its a Mercury M100 w/a 70 f350 sport custom cab (factory buckets) 67 grille with 69 ranger cooneyes 68 merc box and hood,some supercool fiberglass fenders i scored way back when, 76 f150 disc brake frontend..currently running a 90 5.0HO 4bbl/c4 auto & 3.50 posi...originally a 360/c6 f100 Ranger with dealer added towpack (incl. kelsey hays trailer brake),boxside toolbox,behind the seat stowage & belly tank...only original parts left on 'er are the frame,rear end,rear springs,and rear bumper...
Man that was great! I'll have to remember that nest time I list something for sale.
CHEESE?!?
Running:
2012 Ford Focus SE hatchback
2007 F-150 XLT Supercrew 4.6 Auto
1972 F-350 Flatbed 360 2V 4 speed
Not Running:
1967 F-100 Ranger Short Bed
1970 F-100 Ranger Long Bed
1972 F-100 Ranger XLT long Bed
1972 F-350 Really long dump flatbed parts truck
1981 F-250 Custom Long Bed (Parting out now)
Good add, real sense of humor. I like the fact it is propane way to go on the alternative fuel. I have a 2001 ford f150 bifuel and I love paying $2.50 a gallon for cng versus $4.00 here. Planing on making the bump bifuel this year
"If it can't be fixed with a hammer, then it is an electrical problem"
69 Ford F100 Ranger 390 3spd with overdrive
63 Chevy Impala 327 with 4spd. In the family since brand new. Over 280,00 miles