Is your Bumpside a man or a woman? And why?

[OldRedFord]

My trucks for sure a guy. Look whats under the hood. Nuf said.

[1982 flareside]

My truck is a woman because about once a month she throws fits. You can talk to her nice she runs good but if you give her a little abuse she acts up. My 82 is a man because you can give him a lot of h*ll and he keep a going.

[flyboy2610]

Frodo is definitely a male. Not afraid to work hard, get dirty, and then get hosed down with cold water. And happily do it all over again the next day. Reminds me of being in the Army.

One other difference between men and women, according to Red Green: When a woman's mind goes blank, her first reaction is to snap out of it. When a mans mind goes blank, his first reaction is "Okay, yeah! THEEERE we go! I'm in the zone, now!"

[speed bump]

My truck is a high upkeep woman who I am constantly fantasizing about spending time with.

[Supermike]

Best way to tell is to look under the rear bumper... if you see trucknuts, it's a male.


I tend to think of my old truck as female... just because if I'm going to ride around on something, it's gonna be opposite of me. Plus, my truck has no shifter.

[rjewkes]

Rob, Mine is difinately a Woman, as of late no matter what needs fixed, when i'm done it ain't enough she wants more new or repaired parts. In the words of Charles M. Brown, AAAARGH!!!!!!

[DuckRyder]

I'm not sure, seems male to me, little rough around the edges and doesn't clean up worth a darn...

Katherine variously refers to it as "smurf truck" (Must be papa smurf) or "eye sore"...neather of which seems particularly feminine...

[Sparx Macgyver]

OMG! You guys are hilarious! I just found this topic and I've been dying of laughter!

But to add my own two cents.

Mine's a chick. Her name is Jezabel, personal reasons as to why. But shes a girl...trust me...and she'll kick all the boy trucks asses...

[cdeal28078]

My 71 F100 has always been a woman. I just can't see having a 39 year love affair with a male truck.
I have never even told my wife of 37 years the name of my truck so I won't tell ya'll.
Clint

[robroy]

Good afternoon!

It's fascinating that there seems to be an approximate 50/50 ratio of male and female Bumpsides (so far)!

Since last Summer many new folks have joined, so perhaps others would care to vote?

Robroy

[jeffery2304]

i know alot do but i have never related to a vehicle that way...it would be a women the though....damn heart breaker!

[Hemmi06]

Definatly woman:

1. Likes my checkbook.
2. Cold Blooded and takes forever to warm up.
3. Starts slow and screams when I push too hard.
4. Always needs something.....

All I can think of for now....

[cozadlance2]

this thread is good for a laugh. my truck seems pissy when I can't read her mind, hence the feeling it is female.
when she is happy, My life is good. when she isn't, I HAVE a headache while she COMPLAINS OF HAVING ONE... (NO, WAIT, THAT IS THE OTHER FEMALE...)

[eggman918]

The filthy beast is a woman...it takes lots of foreplay/attention to keep her happy